So, yesterday afternoon was fun. Her Majesty decided to sing all of her responses between one and three. It started in the potty. (italics indicate song)
Me: You okay in there?
Her Majesty: Yes, but I have to poooottt-ttteeeee.
Me: You gonna let me know when you’re done? (A question I asked because there was a plunger in that bathroom. And I was deeply concerned.)
Her Majesty: I am done, I am done, but now I have to wiiiiiiipe my bot….tom.
Her Majesty: I have wiped my booty-booty, and I now I MUST…..wash my hands, wash my hands, wash my hands.
Then, she started singing about snack time:
Me: Okay, little lady, what do you want for your snack?
Her Majesty: (in an almost Figaro-like melody) Blueberries, blueberries, blue…ber….RIES!!!!
And then as she played with her new Princess Leia doll:
Her Majesty: Now you need your man look, your man look, your man look. Then you’ll wear that girl look, that girl look, or THAT….girl….look.
(And for those of you wondering, Leia’s “man look” is the sweat suit looking outfit she wears on Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back. The “girl look” includes any and everything from the infamous bikini to one of her other dresses.)